Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Servers