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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 7643 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (watch out for the space creepers though). And don’t even get me started on the food – we’ve got enchanted golden carrots that taste just as good cold as they do hot!
So why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a dance party every Friday night with the Endermen. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).
So come on down to our server and join the fun – just watch out for the exploding sheep and the talking squid. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!