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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 2277 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
Join us for epic adventures like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (watch out for the space creepers though). And don’t even get me started on the food – we’ve got enchanted golden carrots that taste just as good cold as they do hot!
So why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a dance party every Friday night with the Endermen. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).
So come on down to our server and join the fun – just watch out for the exploding sheep and the talking squid. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!