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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2701 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 6096 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 4584 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their potato cannons. And our zombies? They’re all trained dancers, busting out the Thriller dance like it’s nobody’s business.
Oh, and did I mention our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the creepers? Yeah, they love to relax and unwind after a long day of exploding stuff. So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Let’s get this party started, baby!