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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7798 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their potato cannons. And our zombies? They’re all trained dancers, busting out the Thriller dance like it’s nobody’s business.
Oh, and did I mention our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the creepers? Yeah, they love to relax and unwind after a long day of exploding stuff. So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Let’s get this party started, baby!