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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 694 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
Magic Items Found: | 1003 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their potato cannons. And our zombies? They’re all trained dancers, busting out the Thriller dance like it’s nobody’s business.
Oh, and did I mention our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the creepers? Yeah, they love to relax and unwind after a long day of exploding stuff. So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Let’s get this party started, baby!