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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 4684 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Animals Bred: | 128 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their potato cannons. And our zombies? They’re all trained dancers, busting out the Thriller dance like it’s nobody’s business.
Oh, and did I mention our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the creepers? Yeah, they love to relax and unwind after a long day of exploding stuff. So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Let’s get this party started, baby!