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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 4464 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 7028 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3199 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Yo, listen up! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Not to mention, our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their potato cannons. And our zombies? They’re all trained dancers, busting out the Thriller dance like it’s nobody’s business.
Oh, and did I mention our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the creepers? Yeah, they love to relax and unwind after a long day of exploding stuff. So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Let’s get this party started, baby!
