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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 9699 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 155 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Star Shards Collected: | 201 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their potato cannons. And our zombies? They’re all trained dancers, busting out the Thriller dance like it’s nobody’s business.
Oh, and did I mention our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the creepers? Yeah, they love to relax and unwind after a long day of exploding stuff. So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Let’s get this party started, baby!