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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 2074 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their potato cannons. And our zombies? They’re all trained dancers, busting out the Thriller dance like it’s nobody’s business.
Oh, and did I mention our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the creepers? Yeah, they love to relax and unwind after a long day of exploding stuff. So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Let’s get this party started, baby!