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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 4316 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their potato cannons. And our zombies? They’re all trained dancers, busting out the Thriller dance like it’s nobody’s business.
Oh, and did I mention our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the creepers? Yeah, they love to relax and unwind after a long day of exploding stuff. So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Let’s get this party started, baby!