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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 6933 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
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