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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 3148 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
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