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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 9405 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1911 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
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