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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 454 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 330 |
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