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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7513 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 1273 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7212 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
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