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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 9877 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
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