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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9400 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 106 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
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