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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4197 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 7690 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
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