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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 2246 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 127 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
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