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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 116 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Star Shards Collected: | 186 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
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