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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7760 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
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