Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

bathroom break, Bowel Movements, Caffeine, Cappuccino, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee benefits, coffee buzz, coffee drinker, coffee lover, coffee time, Digestive health, Espresso, gastrointestinal, java, latte, Minecraft, morning ritual, morning routine, Poop, regularity, Server, Shit

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Star Shards Collected:	163
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Secret Passages Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	747493	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ores Mined:	3345
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Void Armor Forged:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mines Excavated:	1494	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Potions Brewed:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchantments Applied:	132	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	4335

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5142
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	424013	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Votes:	9238
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Magic Items Found:	4972	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3672	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Potions Brewed:	134	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co