Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

bathroom break, Bowel Movements, Caffeine, Cappuccino, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee benefits, coffee buzz, coffee drinker, coffee lover, coffee time, Digestive health, Espresso, gastrointestinal, java, latte, Minecraft, morning ritual, morning routine, Poop, regularity, Server, Shit

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5181	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mines Excavated:	1241	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

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BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Love Letters Sent:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Emeralds Found:	8487	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	192	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5676	Farms Harvested:	162

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magic Items Found:	3104
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
New Chunks Explored:	551765	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragons Tamed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Crops Grown:	5362	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	6373
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	8673	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net