Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

bathroom break, Bowel Movements, Caffeine, Cappuccino, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee benefits, coffee buzz, coffee drinker, coffee lover, coffee time, Digestive health, Espresso, gastrointestinal, java, latte, Minecraft, morning ritual, morning routine, Poop, regularity, Server, Shit

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Star Shards Collected:	90
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Void Gems Collected:	37	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Animals Bred:	71
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Potions Brewed:	49
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9391	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Zombie Dances:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Farms Harvested:	470
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	798621
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Potions Brewed:	167
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dimension Hops:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crops Grown:	5802	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	214

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Emeralds Found:	7357	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22
Alien Abductions:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co