Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

bathroom break, Bowel Movements, Caffeine, Cappuccino, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee benefits, coffee buzz, coffee drinker, coffee lover, coffee time, Digestive health, Espresso, gastrointestinal, java, latte, Minecraft, morning ritual, morning routine, Poop, regularity, Server, Shit

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Love Letters Sent:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	5939	Crops Grown:	6380
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Spears Created:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Potions Brewed:	93	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	4861
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	199
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7645
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2827
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Emeralds Found:	6777	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchantments Applied:	293	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2992	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com