Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

bathroom break, Bowel Movements, Caffeine, Cappuccino, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee benefits, coffee buzz, coffee drinker, coffee lover, coffee time, Digestive health, Espresso, gastrointestinal, java, latte, Minecraft, morning ritual, morning routine, Poop, regularity, Server, Shit

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

Zuma | Faction PVP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	952251	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

198.24.178.174

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Towns Built:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3999
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Farms Harvested:	422
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Buildings Constructed:	44	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Crops Grown:	8977

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	499
Zombie Dances:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Emeralds Found:	6966
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4789
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7810	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
New Chunks Explored:	395671	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8213	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Buildings Constructed:	39	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	205
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com