Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

Phoenix Craft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ores Mined:	7045
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Phoenix Vanilla is a brand new vanilla server designed so that everyone has an enjoyable time playing. PvP, raiding, and griefing are allowed. Griefing of the spawn may happen, but those who do it will be perma banned. Don’t ask for any items from staff, you may ask for help or if you have any questions at any time. Be respectful to your fellow players. Have a great time on the server.

198.143.142.92

BattleMine.de Netzwerk

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	5023
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

@Info: We have a great premium system! Players using Premium do not need to register or log in! This is all done automatically in the BungeeCord network! And cracked players can’t use premium accounts like “Notch”, etc.!

We offer: – SkyWars – SurvivalGames – SkyPVP – Skyblock – Community area – FreeBuild – 1vs1 – FFA – FreeBuild

battlemine.de

Drug Wars

Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Drug Wars is a hardcore Faction PVP server. We also just added KitPVP and Skyblock! Drug Wars info an plugins: – Raiding, griefing, and stealing are allowed. – Playerheads: Collect heads as a trophy when you kill someone. – MobArena: Battle wave after wave of mobs to earn rewards. – Factions: Create a faction, then go out and raid other factions. – Mcmmo: Get skill points for everything you do in minecraft. You’ll start as the rank of Addict, and you can buy new ranks (like Dealer, Druglord, and MobBoss) that give you kits and other perks. Just make a safe, hidden base and make a big farm. KitPVP – You start out a lowly recruit, and can advance your way to general and beyond! – You even get potion effects for killstreaks! If you have any questions ask our friendly staff for help! Come on check us out at drug-wars.net

drug-wars.net

Trixi

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

This is a 1,11.2 Towny server Survival and PvE. No griefing is allowed. Mostly swedish player but all is welcome

trixi.zapto.org

Equestrian Realm

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dimension Hops:	3

Equestrian Realm is a role-play server where you play as a pony. Build your original character and then set off in the expansive land of Dresenia meeting friends and foes alike. EQR lets you choose your own race (Earth Pony, Unicorn, and Pegasus), each one is unique and has its own advantages and disadvantages. You can join user made towns, or, once you have enough bits, you can start your own. So whether you’re killing monster’s for bits, taking a stroll around town, or mining for gold, EQR is a fun and friendly environment for everypony.

mc.equestrianrealm.com

OpTicCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Gods Slained:	1

Come check out the official Minecraft server of OpTic Gaming!

opticcraft.tv

ManiaCrafting

Creative, Economy, Factions

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1373	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchantments Applied:	216

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This is the only server where you can rent your own appartment at spawn! And we have much more to offer: *MARKET *SURVIVAL *CREATIVE *FACTIONS *ECONOMY *PLOTWORLD

play.maniacrafting.com

Mythical Worlds Craft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

NOW RUNNING 1.13.1, We are always looking for more families and members to join the server. The server is a safe place for all ages and education level to come and play, we run some fun plugins as well as just survive and build. We have a full admin buy and sell shops as well as a blacksmith to fix all you tools. We do not allow swearing or bullying of any kind on this server, (You are only warned once and removed on second warning).

Regards DGN Staff

mwcraft.devcon1.info

Yitzy101s Prison Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	27	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	267	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	134	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Server rules: http://yitzy101.com/rules

Server features: http://yitzy101.com/about

We assist all of our users via our ticket support system (help desk): http://help.yitzy101.com. All ban appeals, plugin suggestions, reporting, is handled there.

Our amazing staff: http://yitzy101.com/staff

We are always open to new ideas and suggestions from our users. Simply submit a ticket (http://help.yitzy101.com) to our support team and we will respond within 24-48 hours.

* All ban appeals are (only) dealt with via our support tickets system *

play.yitzy101.com

Outburst Designs

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Zombie Dances:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Need a Minecraft Animated Banner for only 7$ ? Email us at [email protected]

mc.frostyfactions.com

The Nerd Nation Factions

Factions

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	7032	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Hey my Sever is Now up and running on 1.6.4 Thanks

198.154.112.209

Novylen

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Novylen

mc.novylen.net

Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Divine Spears Created:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crops Grown:	4204
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Minecraft Portugal Community

minecraft.pt

CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Emeralds Found:	5603
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Votes:	2128
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5674

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Play.CursedMC.Net

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

latest.zedwork.co.uk