Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

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CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Animals Bred:	13

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	6890
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8143	Dragon Eggs Found:	2882
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Magic Items Found:	1655	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Towns Built:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Crops Grown:	9616	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Animals Bred:	122	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz