Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 291 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 89 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
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