Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the question on everyone’s mind is “why does girl cock make my mouth water so much?!” But don’t worry, we’ve got all the answers and more!

Join us for a hilarious adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build your dream world while pondering life’s greatest mysteries, like why girl cock is so tantalizing to some players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to grant players unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come on, join us for a laugh-out-loud good time and maybe even discover the true meaning behind the question that has baffled players for generations. See you in the game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CitrusNetwork

    CitrusNetwork

    Welcome to CitrusNetwork

    Current Gamemodes: Survival SMP and OneBlock.

    Survival SMP • Features: Custom World Terrain, Coin Flip, Skills, 464x Quests, Jobs, Leveling System, Teams.

    OneBlock • Features: Envoy Event, AFK Area, 395x Quests, Coin Flip.

    Server IP: citrusnetwork.net Bedrock IP: citrusnetwork.net Port:25405

    Get ready to soar through the skies of CitrusNetwork – where every block is an opportunity waiting to be discovered!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Blockhead Kids

    Blockhead Kids

    Welcome to “Blockhead Kids,” a captivating Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits, and every pixel is infused with wonder and adventure. Prepare to be enthralled as you step into a realm of boundless creativity and camaraderie, enhanced by an array of enchanting plugins that will elevate your gameplay to extraordinary heights.

    Unveil the mysteries of Slimefun, a captivating plugin that brings a touch of magic to your crafting and resource-gathering endeavors. Unearth hidden recipes, conjure remarkable items, and embark on an epic journey of discovery as you master the art of blending science and enchantment. From powerful machines to whimsical contraptions, Slimefun adds a new layer of enchantment to your building pursuits.

    Venture into the depths of PyroMining, where the act of excavation becomes an explosive thrill. Navigate the labyrinthine tunnels with fiery determination, unearthing precious ores and rare minerals while igniting the very earth beneath you. This dynamic plugin transforms mining into a heart-pounding adventure, making each dig a rush of excitement and discovery.

    For those drawn to the allure of the deep blue, PyroFishingPro invites you to cast your line and reel in a bounty of aquatic treasures. With this captivating plugin, fishing evolves into an art form, as you seek to capture magnificent catches that hold unexpected surprises. Whether you’re seeking sustenance or uncovering hidden gems, PyroFishingPro makes every cast a moment of anticipation and delight.

    But the enchantment doesn’t stop there. Dive headfirst into a world of mini-adventures with our PartyGames plugin, boasting an impressive array of over 20 distinct minigames. From heart-racing challenges to brain-teasing puzzles, PartyGames offers an abundance of exhilarating diversions that promise laughter, competition, and endless fun. Engage in friendly contests, test your skills, and revel in the joy of shared experiences with fellow players.

    At “Blockhead Kids,” these captivating plugins—Slimefun, PyroMining, PyroFishingPro, and PartyGames—are seamlessly woven into the tapestry of our server, enriching your gameplay and ensuring that every moment is infused with magic and excitement. Join our vibrant community today and embark on an extraordinary journey of creativity, exploration, and camaraderie. The adventure of a lifetime awaits at “Blockhead Kids”!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Grimwood

    Grimwood

    Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

    If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

    Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

    The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Magic Items Found: 4176 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • AethraCraft

    AethraCraft

    Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

    AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

    SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Zombie Dances: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • PokeReturn

    PokeReturn

    PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Dragon Eggs Found: 678 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Emenbee Realms

    Emenbee Realms

    Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

    Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8893 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 361
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • DragonCraftMC

    DragonCraftMC

    Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ScuffleMC

    ScuffleMC

    JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

    ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

    1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 133 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Farzy

    Farzy

    A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

    Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Farms Harvested: 939
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Mines Excavated: 3277
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • The Crown

    The Crown

    Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

    But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

    And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

    But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

    IP: thecrownmc.com

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Ores Mined: 7757 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Noobcraft

    Noobcraft

    Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 397 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 487 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • ExaliaMC

    ExaliaMC

    Welcome to ExaliaMC!

    Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

    We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Zombie Dances: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • FairNSquareMC

    FairNSquareMC

    FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 296 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Elivius

    Elivius

    Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

    • Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

    Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Equilibrium Survival

    Equilibrium Survival

    Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

    We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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