CockLovers Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we proudly declare that we freaking love cocks! Not the actual birds, of course, but we are all about building giant cock statues and creating cock-themed challenges for our players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing through a maze of giant cocks, battling it out in epic cock battles, and participating in cock-building competitions. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who are always up for a good laugh and a good cock joke.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is the legendary Golden Cock, said to bring incredible luck and fortune to whoever finds it. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical treasure?

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with cocks, laughs, and unforgettable memories. Just remember, on our server, the bigger the cock, the better!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Magic Items Found:	1658
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Dimension Hops:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Star Shards Collected:	114	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

[email protected].

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	152
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6924	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Divine Spears Created:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Potions Brewed:	50	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9595	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	273114

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
New Chunks Explored:	664147	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Magic Items Found:	1831	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.