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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7935 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 235 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Crops Grown: | 8658 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Are you tired of being bossed around by Microsoft in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we rebel against their CoCs and ridiculous rules! We believe in the freedom to build and create without being told what to do by a giant corporation.
Join us and be a part of the resistance against Microsoft’s tyranny in the virtual world. Build insane structures, create wacky contraptions, and unleash your creativity without fear of being censored by the overlords at Microsoft.
Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself is a secret member of our SMP and he’s been hiding diamonds all over the map for players to find. Will you be the lucky one to uncover his hidden treasures and become the richest player on the server?
So come join us and stick it to the man in the most fun and hilarious way possible. Who knew fighting against corporate greed could be this entertaining?
