CobblePunk is a Cobblemon based server! what makes us unique is we encourage users to stick to a steampunk/solarpunk theme with their buildings!
we also have flying ships, create and more to enjoy!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
| Ores Mined: | 3781 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us on our 15k sat shitcoin server where the currency is as wild as our players! Trade your diamonds for rare and exotic items like enchanted golden carrots or even a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, deal with it)!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon fears it. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for a chance to play alongside the clumsy girl next door who’s also a pro at karaoke and rhythm games. Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with the silly girly girl who loves retro and aquatic games, as well as drawing the most outrageous doodles.
But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with the chuuni seiso girl who’s all about longform playthroughs with a side of pre-game zatsu? Or maybe you’re more into delulu deredere types who slay soulslikes and belt out karaoke tunes like there’s no tomorrow.
And don’t even get us started on the gremlin imouto who’s a master at horror games and RPGs, or the dorky weird girl who’s all about collabs and retro games. Oh, and let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who dominates card games and can draw like a pro.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with our pixelated pals by your side!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Picture this: Prancer leading a pack of griefers through the snowy biome, causing havoc wherever they go. The Heart of Christmas quest where you have to find Santa’s lost presents before the Grinch steals them all. And don’t even get me started on Elfette Saves Christmas, where you have to battle evil snowmen and gingerbread zombies to save the holiday season.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a tangled string of Christmas lights, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous holiday fun you’ve ever had! Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get merry and mayhem-filled!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
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| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even outrun a turtle? Well, look no further because our server is faster than Sanic on steroids! We’ve got shadow gens that will make you question reality and SP^RK 3 that will blow your mind (literally, be careful).
Join us and witness the epic battle between Sanicteam and the literal clown who somehow became the best high speed platformer ever made. Who will come out on top? Who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists, turns, and probably a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s likely).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to hold onto your hat, because things are about to get crazy up in here!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Looking for a server where every day is like a wacky sitcom episode? Look no further! Join us for insane storylines, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can join a server where the drama never stops?
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show? Come join the madness and see for yourself! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you…😂🎮🤪
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Explore hidden dungeons, uncover ancient artifacts, and battle against powerful foes as you journey through a world where nothing is as it seems. Will you be able to unravel the conspiracy before it’s too late, or will you fall victim to their nefarious schemes?
With epic quests, challenging puzzles, and a community of players ready to join you in the fight against evil, this server offers a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, gather your allies, and prepare to take on the ultimate challenge – because the fate of the world is in your hands!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
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Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 20 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for a rollercoaster ride through madness and mayhem. Watch out for the Barber of La Manchaland Outis, who’s always ready to give you a stylish new haircut… whether you want one or not!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining the FangHunt Office and becoming a Fixer like the legendary Hong Lu? Help us track down elusive targets and bring them to justice in the most ridiculous ways possible.
So why wait? Download our server now and dive into the chaos. Just remember, this server is directly tied to the setting of our previous games, so expect spoilers and plenty of laughs along the way. See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 38024 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be completely different people while chatting. You can be a 10-year-old girl one minute and a 37-year-old man with a tragic backstory the next. It’s like roleplaying on steroids!
But wait, there’s more! We have players who create elaborate stories and characters just for fun. From a depressed Japanese girl to a man with an absurdist view of life, our server is filled with unique personalities that will keep you entertained for hours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for storytelling or roleplaying. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us if you miss the good old days of Minecraft when you could ride pigs off cliffs and build giant phallic structures without getting banned. Our server is a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much…but who’s really keeping track?).
We have a thriving community of players who are all just as insane as you are, so you’ll fit right in! From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground fighting ring where players battle it out for glory and prizes (and maybe a little bit of diamond armor).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just be prepared for the wild ride of your life…and maybe bring some extra blocks to rebuild your house after it inevitably gets blown up by a TNT-wielding maniac.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 1604 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
