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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 351 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
plus, we got a secret underground city where u can mine for diamonds and emeralds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. and if u get bored of that, u can challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.
also, our admin is a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns to protect ur base from griefers. and every full moon, a portal to a magical realm opens up where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil wizards.
so join now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it… unless u get eaten by a giant spider. but that’s just part of the fun, right?