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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 9773 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4353 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
hey u, ya u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u should join this server. first of all, we got diamonds for days, like seriously, u won’t even know what to do with all the bling bling.
secondly, we got a secret underground base that is filled with treasure and rare items. u gotta be sneaky tho, cuz there are traps everywhere. but if u make it out alive, u will be the richest player on the server.
oh and get this, we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle. yep, u heard me right, a freakin dragon. it breathes fire and everything, so u better watch out for those creepers.
also, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party. it’s the weirdest thing u will ever see, but trust me, it’s a blast.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have the time of our lives together. who knew early retirement of coal-fired power plants could be so much fun?
