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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 1510 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3145 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
yo, u gotta join this server, cuz like, the carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere are goin cray cray, like faster than a pig on a minecart ride, bruh. it’s like, beyond anything humans ever experienced, like, ever. so, like, if u wanna escape the impending doom of the world ending cuz of global warming, come join us on this server where we build giant air purifiers out of diamond blocks and ride polar bears around like they’re our personal taxis. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so, like, come join us before the world goes up in flames, literally. #savethepolarbears #minecraft4life 🐧🌎🔥
