ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!

Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	115
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8456
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Towns Built:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	8244	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	58	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Emeralds Found:	5293
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	142	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Alien Abductions:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.