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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6181 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!