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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 774 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?
Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!