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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 3516 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?
Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!