Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Clown Based Minecraft Server

    Clown Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

    We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

    Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

    Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

    We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

    So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 3101
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • JobBlock Minecraft Server

    JobBlock Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

    And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

    So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Chimeras Created: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ShoelessSpouseCraft

    ShoelessSpouseCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

    ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!
    Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 3165
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Void Armor Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

    DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

    imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

    as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

    so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Magic Items Found: 6608
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyUkrainianWarfare

    CraftyUkrainianWarfare
    LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 48
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

    Blocky Problems Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 406 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBae Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8647 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • NoPlansNoNiece

    NoPlansNoNiece
    Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

    Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

    Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Hatewatchers United

    Hatewatchers United
    Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

    GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • 🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

    Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

    Insomniacs SMP Overview

    Name Insomniacs SMP
    Platform BEDROCK
    Discord Link Join us on Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
    Is the Discord link safe? Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3964 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 433
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous fun that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the creepers and claim the title of Dance King? Only on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have special events like the Crocolisk Mount Race where you can ride a crocodile through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Shark Hat Fashion Show, where players compete to see who can rock the shark hat with the most style.

    Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 70 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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