CloudVale SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KurskCraft: No North Korean Troops Allowed!

Allowed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Korean, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, north, North Korean troops, Troops, War, Zelensky

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR NORTH KOREAN TROOPS IN KURSK OBLAST! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!

RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE BLESSED BY A MAGICAL LLAMA THAT WILL GUIDE YOU TO THE RICHEST DIAMOND MINE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT!

ALSO, OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CREEPER WHO WILL GIVE YOU UNLIMITED TNT TO BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS’ HOUSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ZOMBIE PIGMEN INVADE AND TURN EVERYONE INTO BACON!

Blocky Baby Boom: Assisted Repro Fun

Assisted, assisted conception, assisted reproduction, baby, blocky, boom, child health, children’s development, developmental outcomes, embryo Development, fertility research, fertility treatments, Fun, gene regulation, genetic expression, genetic inheritance, genetic research, in vitro fertilization, long-term effects, maternal health, Placental genes, prenatal development, repro, reproductive science, reproductive technology, study

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have placental genes study going on!!! we explore how assisted reproduction affects children’s development by building crazy contraptions and breeding all sorts of animals.

we have scientists in lab coats running around trying to figure out the mysteries of the placenta while riding on pigs and shooting arrows at creepers.

join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secrets of genetics and create the ultimate super baby in minecraft! trust us, you won’t find this kind of fun anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s get breeding!

Revolt of 1857 1.21.3

1.21.3, British atrocities, British casualties, British civilians, british colonialism, british empire, British rule in India, British soldiers, Colonial oppression, Colonial resistance, Indian casualties, Indian civilians, Indian freedom fighters, indian history, Indian independence movement, Indian nationalism, indian rebellion of 1857, Indian soldiers, Indian uprising, Rebellion aftermath, revolt, sepoy mutiny

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Star Shards Collected:	52
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Indian Rebellion of 1857 on crack, man! We got more British getting wrecked than you can count, and over 800,000 Indians getting in on the action too! It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky way, you know? So come on, join us and unleash your inner rebel warrior in this insane server!

Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer

anger, annoyance, bad management, bullshit, Frustration, implementation, Incompetence, incompetence at its finest, infuriating, Irritation, Minecraft, murder, murderer, poor execution, poor judgment, RAGE, smp, terrible decision, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable outcome, unacceptable practices, unacceptable standards

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchantments Applied:	227	Zombie Dances:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”

But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.

BroBroGoneWild Minecraft Server

absentee father, Accountability, Boundaries, BroBroGoneWild, brother issues, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Distance, family drama, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Honesty, Interference, judgment, lack of control, marriage problems, Minecraft, newborn baby, relationship advice, Server, sister-in-law, Support

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Towns Built:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Zombie Dances:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to forget about your brother’s foolishness and your sister-in-law’s marriage problems!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your family’s drama. Our server is the ultimate escape from reality, where you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring without any distractions.

Forget about your brother’s disappearing act and your sister-in-law’s constant complaints – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to survive the night against hordes of zombies and creepers. So come join us and leave your family troubles behind, because in our world, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds!

HummBlockerCraft

Apology, classical music, concert behavior, concert etiquette, Confrontation, Date night, drunk behavior, EMBARRASSMENT, front row seats, Frustration, holiday music, HummBlockerCraft, humming, Live Music, music etiquette, patience, refund, singing, staff escalation, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the hum of annoying concert-goers? Look no further! Join our server for a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience. No humming, singing, or tapping your feet allowed – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay.

Our server is so quiet, you’ll be able to hear a creeper sneaking up on you from a mile away. And if anyone dares to make a sound, our admin team will swiftly kick them out faster than you can say “shhh!”

Join now and say goodbye to unwanted background noise. Trust us, you won’t find a more serene gaming environment anywhere else. It’s like a virtual concert hall without the annoying lady behind you!

Crafty20sRedo

building resilience, career development, Crafty20sRedo, Decision making, education, embracing change, exploring passions, Financial Planning, finding purpose, goal-setting, learning from mistakes, life choices, personal growth, redo early 20s, relationships, seeking mentorship, seizing opportunities, self improvement, self reflection, Taking Risks, Time management

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to your early 20s? Well, now you can… in Minecraft! Join our server for a chance to relive your youth and make all the questionable decisions you wish you had made back then.

Forget responsibilities and bills, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic treehouse or starting a llama racing league. Who needs a job when you can mine for diamonds all day and party all night in our virtual world?

So come join us and let’s turn back the clock to a time when the only thing that mattered was how many creepers you could blow up in a day. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it… probably.

Brainy Biomarker Craft

Aging population, alzheimer’s, biomarker, biomarker development, Blood Test, blood-based biomarker, brain changes, brain health, Brainy, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Craft, dementia, early detection, early diagnosis, medical science, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, research, study

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mines Excavated:	4800
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures ever!!! our server is like a magical land where you can mine diamonds with a spoon and ride on flying pigs!!!

we have a secret potion that gives you the power to speak to chickens and make them do your bidding!!!

if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies!!!

we even have a special quest where you can find a blood-based biomarker that will help you detect brain changes and become the smartest player on the server!!!

so what are you waiting for??? join now and let the craziness begin!!!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Antispam, banner, Cases, description, Floodprotect, fp help, GIF, Jobs, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, Mods, OWNER, personal account, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Buildings Constructed:	21

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bt8.bestixworld.ru

Classic Prison

activities, bedrock, Blackmarket, Cell, classic, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Events, Fishing, Guards, Npcs, patarhd, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP dnmc.net and Port 19132.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special events in the server?

A: Yes, you can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Snowy Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Adventure, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave EN, Brave US branch, Bravegroup, Cera Luceria, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, idol corp, IDOLS, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Maeve Morveren, merch, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, O’Lilou Loulou, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, Snowy, Squirmimi, STREAMS, Talents, Taring Hu, Terra 404, Threads, twitter, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	67	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server? It’s like the Go White Girl Go Edition, but in blocky form! Join us and vibe with the talents of V4Mirai, they’re like the virtual idols of the pixelated world. Crystalis, Petalight, Lunalia, Voltail, they’re all here to party with you in the virtual realm.

But wait, there’s more! We got other Brave EN groups too, like globie and VSPO! EN. They’re all ready to rock your blocky world with their epic streams and crazy antics. And don’t forget about Idol Corp, they’re like the adopted classmate of the Minecraft server, bringing some ASMR vibes to the mix.

So, why join this server? Because where else can you vibe with virtual idols, crazy EN groups, and ASMR sensations all in one place? Plus, we got merch, so you can rep your blocky fam in style. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

bravado, catchphrase, Clint Eastwood, CONFIDENT, Dirty Harry, feeling lucky, funny, humor, iconic quote, LUCK, Lucky, Minecraft, movie quote, movie tagline, SCROTE, Slang, smp, tough guy, tough guy talk, tough language, tough talk, YA FEELING LUCKY

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Animals Bred:	40	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Animals Bred:	122
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9111	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Farms Harvested:	800

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

Players:	109/600	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2