CloudVale SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GrannyVan Minecraft Server

big family gathering, blinding headlights, BLINDS, curtains, decorations, driveway, family party, Gifts, granny, GrannyVan, guests, headlights, Kids, loading up, Losses, loved ones, mental health, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, parking lights, Server, TV viewing, yelling neighbors

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy neighbor encounters and epic party stories!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, your neighbor from across the street starts screaming about headlights in her front window! But don’t worry, our server is full of sassy husbands and feisty guests who know how to handle a situation like this.

Join us for a virtual party experience like no other, complete with kids crying, neighbors yelling, and a whole lot of drama. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get to witness a showdown between your guests and the neighbors over parking lights being too bright.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

NoPolyNoProbsMC

$1M house, aita, bait-and-switch, blended family, deal breaker, deep connection, Divorce, emotional connection, Happiness, Imbalance, Marriage, Men, NoPolyNoProbsMC, open-minded, partner, relationship, sexual partners, success, Traditionalist, Women

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected plot twists.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house with your partner, only to find out they want to see other players behind your back. Will you stand your ground like a creeper ready to explode, or will you give in to their demands like a sheep following the herd?

Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding diamonds in a dark cave. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who breaks hearts like a pickaxe breaking blocks?

Join us now and experience the thrill of love, loss, and everything in between. Who knows, you might just find your player two, or three, or four…after all, the more, the merrier!

KurskCraft: No North Korean Troops Allowed!

Allowed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Korean, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, north, North Korean troops, Troops, War, Zelensky

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR NORTH KOREAN TROOPS IN KURSK OBLAST! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!

RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE BLESSED BY A MAGICAL LLAMA THAT WILL GUIDE YOU TO THE RICHEST DIAMOND MINE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT!

ALSO, OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CREEPER WHO WILL GIVE YOU UNLIMITED TNT TO BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS’ HOUSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ZOMBIE PIGMEN INVADE AND TURN EVERYONE INTO BACON!

Blocky Baby Boom: Assisted Repro Fun

Assisted, assisted conception, assisted reproduction, baby, blocky, boom, child health, children’s development, developmental outcomes, embryo Development, fertility research, fertility treatments, Fun, gene regulation, genetic expression, genetic inheritance, genetic research, in vitro fertilization, long-term effects, maternal health, Placental genes, prenatal development, repro, reproductive science, reproductive technology, study

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have placental genes study going on!!! we explore how assisted reproduction affects children’s development by building crazy contraptions and breeding all sorts of animals.

we have scientists in lab coats running around trying to figure out the mysteries of the placenta while riding on pigs and shooting arrows at creepers.

join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secrets of genetics and create the ultimate super baby in minecraft! trust us, you won’t find this kind of fun anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s get breeding!

Revolt of 1857 1.21.3

1.21.3, British atrocities, British casualties, British civilians, british colonialism, british empire, British rule in India, British soldiers, Colonial oppression, Colonial resistance, Indian casualties, Indian civilians, Indian freedom fighters, indian history, Indian independence movement, Indian nationalism, indian rebellion of 1857, Indian soldiers, Indian uprising, Rebellion aftermath, revolt, sepoy mutiny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Buildings Constructed:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Indian Rebellion of 1857 on crack, man! We got more British getting wrecked than you can count, and over 800,000 Indians getting in on the action too! It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky way, you know? So come on, join us and unleash your inner rebel warrior in this insane server!

Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer

anger, annoyance, bad management, bullshit, Frustration, implementation, Incompetence, incompetence at its finest, infuriating, Irritation, Minecraft, murder, murderer, poor execution, poor judgment, RAGE, smp, terrible decision, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable outcome, unacceptable practices, unacceptable standards

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6866	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”

But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.

BroBroGoneWild Minecraft Server

absentee father, Accountability, Boundaries, BroBroGoneWild, brother issues, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Distance, family drama, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Honesty, Interference, judgment, lack of control, marriage problems, Minecraft, newborn baby, relationship advice, Server, sister-in-law, Support

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to forget about your brother’s foolishness and your sister-in-law’s marriage problems!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your family’s drama. Our server is the ultimate escape from reality, where you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring without any distractions.

Forget about your brother’s disappearing act and your sister-in-law’s constant complaints – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to survive the night against hordes of zombies and creepers. So come join us and leave your family troubles behind, because in our world, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds!

HummBlockerCraft

Apology, classical music, concert behavior, concert etiquette, Confrontation, Date night, drunk behavior, EMBARRASSMENT, front row seats, Frustration, holiday music, HummBlockerCraft, humming, Live Music, music etiquette, patience, refund, singing, staff escalation, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the hum of annoying concert-goers? Look no further! Join our server for a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience. No humming, singing, or tapping your feet allowed – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay.

Our server is so quiet, you’ll be able to hear a creeper sneaking up on you from a mile away. And if anyone dares to make a sound, our admin team will swiftly kick them out faster than you can say “shhh!”

Join now and say goodbye to unwanted background noise. Trust us, you won’t find a more serene gaming environment anywhere else. It’s like a virtual concert hall without the annoying lady behind you!

Crafty20sRedo

building resilience, career development, Crafty20sRedo, Decision making, education, embracing change, exploring passions, Financial Planning, finding purpose, goal-setting, learning from mistakes, life choices, personal growth, redo early 20s, relationships, seeking mentorship, seizing opportunities, self improvement, self reflection, Taking Risks, Time management

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	1676	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to your early 20s? Well, now you can… in Minecraft! Join our server for a chance to relive your youth and make all the questionable decisions you wish you had made back then.

Forget responsibilities and bills, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic treehouse or starting a llama racing league. Who needs a job when you can mine for diamonds all day and party all night in our virtual world?

So come join us and let’s turn back the clock to a time when the only thing that mattered was how many creepers you could blow up in a day. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it… probably.

Brainy Biomarker Craft

Aging population, alzheimer’s, biomarker, biomarker development, Blood Test, blood-based biomarker, brain changes, brain health, Brainy, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Craft, dementia, early detection, early diagnosis, medical science, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, research, study

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures ever!!! our server is like a magical land where you can mine diamonds with a spoon and ride on flying pigs!!!

we have a secret potion that gives you the power to speak to chickens and make them do your bidding!!!

if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies!!!

we even have a special quest where you can find a blood-based biomarker that will help you detect brain changes and become the smartest player on the server!!!

so what are you waiting for??? join now and let the craziness begin!!!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Antispam, banner, Cases, description, Floodprotect, fp help, GIF, Jobs, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, Mods, OWNER, personal account, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bt8.bestixworld.ru

Classic Prison

activities, bedrock, Blackmarket, Cell, classic, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Events, Fishing, Guards, Npcs, patarhd, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP dnmc.net and Port 19132.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special events in the server?

A: Yes, you can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Snowy Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Adventure, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave EN, Brave US branch, Bravegroup, Cera Luceria, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, idol corp, IDOLS, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Maeve Morveren, merch, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, O’Lilou Loulou, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, Snowy, Squirmimi, STREAMS, Talents, Taring Hu, Terra 404, Threads, twitter, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Yo, have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server? It’s like the Go White Girl Go Edition, but in blocky form! Join us and vibe with the talents of V4Mirai, they’re like the virtual idols of the pixelated world. Crystalis, Petalight, Lunalia, Voltail, they’re all here to party with you in the virtual realm.

But wait, there’s more! We got other Brave EN groups too, like globie and VSPO! EN. They’re all ready to rock your blocky world with their epic streams and crazy antics. And don’t forget about Idol Corp, they’re like the adopted classmate of the Minecraft server, bringing some ASMR vibes to the mix.

So, why join this server? Because where else can you vibe with virtual idols, crazy EN groups, and ASMR sensations all in one place? Plus, we got merch, so you can rep your blocky fam in style. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

bravado, catchphrase, Clint Eastwood, CONFIDENT, Dirty Harry, feeling lucky, funny, humor, iconic quote, LUCK, Lucky, Minecraft, movie quote, movie tagline, SCROTE, Slang, smp, tough guy, tough guy talk, tough language, tough talk, YA FEELING LUCKY

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9986
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1151
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Villages Defended:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8377	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	110/500	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Animals Bred:	155	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2