CloudCraft SMP[Hermitcraft-ESQ][1.21][6/15/2024 reset]

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ABOUT US

Welcome to CloudCraft! We are a smaller whitelisted SMP focused on a vanilla multiplayer experience, and we are looking for a few more people to join us for our 1.21 reset on Saturday, June 15th.

Our server takes some inspiration from HermitCraft and other similar SMPS. Some of our community aspects include a spawn island town (includes starter houses, town hall, shops, etc.), community farms, nether hub, arcade with games, dragon fight event, and more. See below or here for some images of our past servers. In the past our server has been annually reset for the latest update, followed by 4-6 months of regular server activity (server will stay up the rest of the year until the next reset). This upcoming reset will be the five-year anniversary of our CloudCraft server!

SERVER INFO

Server Location: United StatesVersion: Vanilla 1.21Start date: Saturday, June 15, 2023Server Host: Bloom Host 8GBDatapacks:afk display, anti enderman grief, armour statues, durability ping, more mob heads, player head drops, multiplayer sleep, silence mobs, double shulker shells, and wandering trader mini blocks.Additionally, we have phantoms disabled due to popular demand and several custom crafting recipes (mainly decorative blocks to make large scale builds easier).

We will also be using the simple voice chat fabric mod which simply adds proximity chat on the server. Any other fabric mod used is for server performance only and the experience is still a vanilla SMP.

RULES

No Unapproved Mods/Cheating (Mini Maps + Optifine/Sodium are Allowed)

PVP is allowed ONLY if the other player or players agrees to fight.

No Duping – TNT “Explosion” Duping is Allowed (e.g. tree farm, auto concrete, world eater, etc.)

Must use Discord and be 18+

Treat others with Respect

No Personal Use of Public Areas (Personal Farms Using: Spawn Chunks, End Spawn Platform, Community End Portal, etc.)

WHITELIST APPLICATION

Please copy the questions below and reply to this thread or message us directly with your application. You will be invited to the discord if accepted.

Name you want to go by:

Minecraft IGN:

Where you are from(country/timezone):

Age (18+ only):

Discord username (if not comfortable posting feel free to DM it to me if accepted) :

Tell us about yourself:

What’s your favorite thing to do on a Minecraft server/world (Ex. Building/Redstone):

Please insert screenshots of your best builds:

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Divine Spears Created:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5405	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Tribes LOLz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become part of our wacky tribe where we do everything from building giant statues of chickens to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP battles, and even participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest into the sky. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary “Diamondsaur” – a giant diamond monster that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get your tribs here! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got more craziness packed into this server than a creeper in a TNT factory. Join us and experience the Edition Américain attardeAncien, where the blocks are as wild as a llama on roller skates.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs and dancing skeletons. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode a rainbow-colored sheep into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual potato planting contest, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride that’s crazier than a chicken juggling flaming arrows. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Blasts

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bananas server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco room where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CityCraft: No DLC Required! Build, Explore, Laugh! Join Now!

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Are you tired of city builder games that require you to mortgage your house just to afford all the DLCs? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride where you can build the city of your dreams without breaking the bank.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of city planning. Rumor has it they can even teach you how to build a skyscraper out of nothing but wool and carrots.

So why waste your time on other city builder games when you can join our server and become a llama city planning master? Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret (unless you’re allergic to wool, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Void Gems Collected:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TuckerCraft: Where even phony news anchors can mine diamonds

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle Tucker Carlson himself in a virtual showdown! That’s right, the infamous TV host is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s challenging all players to a duel. Can you take him down?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s known to drop some killer beats!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, what happens in our Minecraft world, stays in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5098

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineCraftyFantasy – Crafting chaos with Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker vibes! Join us at /xivg/ server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is launching with a bang on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Join us for early access and experience the madness that is about to unfold.

But wait, there’s more! Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And if you need more convincing, just check out our promotional site that will blow your mind!

In-game events? We’ve got Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Get ready to dive into a world of fantasy and fun like never before.

But that’s not all, folks! How about a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0? Or maybe you’re more into PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Whatever your heart desires, we’ve got it all on our server.

And don’t even get us started on the meetups happening. From Cannibal Holocaust/JJK Meetup to Spooky Club: Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers, we’ve got something for everyone. Join us for a Crystal Party Finder Orbonne Monastery MINE Run and experience the thrill of the chase.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous, insane, and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Stinky Steve’s Survival Server: Where hygiene is optional and diamonds are mandatory

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have clearer skin than your brother without even trying! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that will give you the complexion of a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to acne and hello to flawless skin, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs skincare products when you have our server?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mines Excavated:	4218	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Democraft Disaster: Where chaos reigns and creepers run for office

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Are you tired of boring, well-organized Minecraft servers with competent leadership? Then come join our server, where chaos reigns supreme thanks to our team of Democrat leaders!

Picture this: instead of efficient decision-making and clear communication, you’ll have endless debates and filibusters over which block to place next. Our server is like a virtual Capitol Hill, but with creepers and zombies instead of politicians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are truly one-of-a-kind. Join us for the annual “Campaign Trail” where players compete to win votes from the rest of the server by building the most impressive structures. And don’t miss out on the “Scandal Showdown” where players try to out-scheme each other in a battle of political intrigue.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a complete shit show in the best way possible, come join us today! Who needs competent leadership when you can have chaos and laughter instead?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LOLcraft: The Server That Generates More Fun!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We have won the prestigious “Best Innovative Game Ever” award, thanks to our fearless leader Todd who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a cave filled with talking mushrooms. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a friendly dragon named Steve who loves to give out free diamonds to new players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the evil llamas plotting to take over the server. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1969
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Cheapsville: Where even the creepers can afford a house!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the housing market is so cheap, you’ll think you’re in Flint, MI! Our average income to home price ratio is a mind-blowing 0.95, meaning you can buy a mansion with just pocket change!

Join us and build your dream home without breaking the bank. Want a castle made of diamonds? Done. A treehouse in the clouds? Easy peasy. A cozy hobbit hole with a view of the lava lake? We got you covered.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own the house of your dreams for less than a year’s salary. Come join us on our server and start building your affordable paradise today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineWatch: The Blocky Battle Royale

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join now for a chance to play in our Clash gamemode trial where you can battle it out with your friends from April 16th to April 29th. And if that’s not enough, we have Mirrorwatch mode coming up from April 23th to May 13th, where everything is flipped upside down – literally!

But wait, there’s more! We have a Pride Event happening from June 1st to 30th, where you can show off your rainbow-colored creations and win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Porsche Collab happening sometime during Season 10 – because who doesn’t want to drive a fancy sports car in Minecraft, am I right?

And if you’re a competitive player, we’ve got you covered with our Competitive rework and Season 11 featuring the new Runasapi Push Map and Colosseo rework. Plus, get ready for Space Ranger in Season 12 and a brand new tank in Season 14 – because who needs boring old tanks when you can have futuristic space tanks instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case, stay away because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	212	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Hand Holding & Kisses Minecraft Server

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Looking for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to find your virtual soulmate! Join us for a chance to hold hands with a pixelated beauty and maybe even steal a kiss under the virtual stars. Who needs real-life relationships when you can experience the thrill of virtual romance on our server? So come on, log in, and get ready to feel the love (or at least the pixels)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ChunkyChibiCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, cows can talk, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us on our server where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to battle a dragon with a rubber chicken? We’ve got you covered! Our server is so insane, you’ll be laughing your way through dungeons and slaying monsters with a banana sword.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the annual “Zombie Disco Party” where the undead get down and boogie all night long. And don’t forget about our “Pig Racing Championships” where you can bet on your favorite swine to win the grand prize of a diamond-encrusted saddle.

So why wait? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our crazy, zany world? See you there in just 2 months!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Runes Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	189	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

‘MericaCraft: Where creepers wear cowboy hats and zombies crave apple pie! 🇺🇸🍰 #USAminecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of living in a country that is objectively worse than ours! Join us for a virtual vacation where you can forget about all your problems and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is so amazing that even the villagers have better healthcare than most countries! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mines – they’re so rich that even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we have great insurance)! Who needs to live in a subpar country when you can be a virtual king or queen in our Minecraft world?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MooCraft: Where Cows Rule and ‘Cattle Die’ is Just a Game!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and swim in lava without getting burned (don’t ask us how, it’s magic)! Our server is so wild that even the cows have learned how to breakdance and the villagers throw epic raves every night.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen, and nothing is off-limits. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	263
Alien Abductions:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.