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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 860 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 331 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.
We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.
So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.