Clock Wife’s Pixel Tits Emporium – Where Time and Pixels Collide in a Hilarious Adventure! LOL

Adventure, clock, collide, cute, Emporium, hilarious, lol, long trail, looking, PIXEL, pixels, STOP, tags, Time, tits, VT, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Mines Excavated:	4772
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

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PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5313

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Potions Brewed:	105
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Potions Brewed:	173
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Alien Abductions:	1
Farms Harvested:	841	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	704

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Star Shards Collected:	107
Buildings Constructed:	33	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Buildings Constructed:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5734	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Void Armor Forged:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mines Excavated:	3298	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Crops Grown:	9140	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

pokeleague.net