Clock Wife’s Pixel Tits Emporium – Where Time and Pixels Collide in a Hilarious Adventure! LOL

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	35
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

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SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

play.squirtlesquadmc.com

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Votes:	4091	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	4

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Votes:	4689
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	923	Blood Moons Survived:	3

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Votes:	1399	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6834
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Emeralds Found:	8455
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Dimension Hops:	11

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	1276
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Buildings Constructed:	47
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Crops Grown:	7431
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Crops Grown:	7404
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	7981	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org