Clock Wife’s Pixel Tits Emporium – Where Time and Pixels Collide in a Hilarious Adventure! LOL

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9533	Farms Harvested:	143
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

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AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

astromine.net

boolets.net

Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	New Chunks Explored:	428539
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

boolets.net

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

rad.craftersland.net

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	96	Potions Brewed:	198
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

173.233.143.198

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

GospelCraft.com

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchantments Applied:	78	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ores Mined:	7029

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Lonksmc.com

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

play.forestblock.fun

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

librevoxel.lol

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

sfactions.com

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

GlacierCraft.apexmc.co

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

mc.rosesmp.com:25619

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Farms Harvested:	661
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	2294	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ores Mined:	5230	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

play.cidermc.com

HenrikoCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Welcome to the HenrikoCraft server! We’re a pleasant LGBTQ+ friendly survival server consisting of experienced staff members and friendly players, and offer many interesting features, including custom terrain with 100+ new biomes, new structures (including dungeons with bosses!), custom items, seasons and unlockable skills! We also put strong emphasis on family friendliness and enforce a strict no-grief policy.Come and hang out for a while, and stay if you like it!

play.henrikomagnifico.com

Fast forward

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mines Excavated:	2501
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Amazehut is a more than 2-year old Minecraft server with a very friendly community. The server’s goal is to let everyone have fun while playing Minecraft. On Amazehut we have 4 gamemodes: Survival, Creative, KitPvP and Village Defense.Do you want to be Amazed and have fun while playing Minecraft? Join Amazehut now!

amazehut.minehut.gg

Parallel

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7266
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ores Mined:	2533	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to Parallel, a vanilla SMP where rifts randomly open between differently-themed worlds, and players are free to travel between them at their leisure in order to face great dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure.IP = play.parallelmc.org (MC Version 1.20+)For more info, visit our discord: https://discord.gg/G3XjaPJd53

play.parallelmc.org