Clock Wife’s Pixel Tits Emporium – Where Time and Pixels Collide in a Hilarious Adventure! LOL

Adventure, clock, collide, cute, Emporium, hilarious, lol, long trail, looking, PIXEL, pixels, STOP, tags, Time, tits, VT, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Villages Defended:	19

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ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Emeralds Found:	7370	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Farms Harvested:	929	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	291
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchantments Applied:	252
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8300
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ores Mined:	4452	Astral Projections Made:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	793
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3754
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Towns Built:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3982

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

ftb.craftersland.net

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Potions Brewed:	169
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

play.hypixmc.xyz

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Votes:	1468	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

project-euphoria.ddns.net